Recipe for Disaster
MasterMembersOld School RuneScape quest · OSRS TCG card mapping
Free the Lumbridge Guild of Cooks from the Culinaromancer, one boss at a time.
Recipe for Disaster is a members Old School RuneScape quest rated Master. 49 of the items and monsters involved exist as OSRS TCG cards, including Evil Chicken, Black dragon and Monkey Guard. This page pairs the quest with those cards and with the open player trades for them; the OSRS Wiki remains the authority on requirements and the walkthrough itself.
Full quest guide on the OSRS Wiki →Beta:quest cards are matched to the best of our current knowledge and may include some mismatches — we're still working through the data. If something doesn't look right, please submit feedback.
Required items & monsters
Items required for this quest and monsters you'll fight, paired with their OSRS TCG cards. See the wiki for the full requirement list.
Resource
It seems to be looking at me.
Resource
Pretty smelly.
Resource • Consumable
A cool refreshing fruit mix.
Resource • Consumable
A premade Fruit Blast.
Resource
A heap of ashes.
Resource • Clue • Barrows
Lovely money!
Resource • Consumable
It's a bowl of water.
Resource • Consumable
It's a bucket of water.
Resource
A nice fresh egg.
Resource • Consumable
A fresh orange.
Resource • Consumable
Mmm this looks tasty.
Resource
This could liven up an otherwise bland stew.
Resource
It's Aluft Gianne's secret mix of spices.
Resource
For use with a fishing rod.
Resource
An empty fishbowl.
Resource • Consumable
Nice crispy bread.
Resource
I can grind things for potions in this.
Resource
Used with a thread to make clothes.
Resource
Useful for Crafting items.
Resource
Useful for baking cakes.
Resource • Consumable
Probably the finest ale in Asgarnia.
Resource
This cat definitely likes you.
Resource
This cat is so well fed it can hardly move.
Resource • Consumable
It's a meat and potato stew.
Resource
I need to cook this first.
Resource
I need to cook this first.
Resource
I should try cooking this.
Resource
An iron spit.
Resource
A number of wooden logs.
Resource
Useful for lighting a fire.
Resource
Spun from wool.
Resource • Consumable
Fresh cream.
Resource • Weapon
A jungle-specific slashing device.
Resource
A dangerous looking knife.
Resource • Weapon
A magical talisman in the shape of a gorilla head.
Resource
A coil of rope.
Monster
A small ice demon. In the Chambers of Xeric: Servant of the Ice Demon.
Monster
Not the most beautiful fish in the sea.
Monster
Nice claw!
Monster
A fowl beast.
Monster • Kandarin • Wilderness • Misthalin • Tirannwn • Asgarnia
A fierce dragon with black scales!
Monster
A big snake.
Monster
A huge brutish gorilla armoured with dangerous looking vambraces.
Monster
Big, scary, angry and a good source of energy.
Monster
Will give you a beating as well as indigestion.
Monster
Pure evil lightly whipped with a juicy cherry on top.
Monster
Bad for your teeth...and the rest of your body too.
Monster
Deadly AND fruity!
Monster
A demented evil wizard who specialises in food spells.
Open exchanges for these cards
Recipe for Disaster cards — frequently asked
- Which OSRS TCG cards are linked to Recipe for Disaster?
- 49 catalogue cards map to Recipe for Disaster: Eye of newt, Rotten tomato, Fruit blast, Premade fr' blast, Ashes, Coins, Bowl of water, Bucket of water, Egg, Orange, Banana, Spice, Gnome spice, Fishing bait, Fishbowl, Bread, Pestle and mortar, Needle, Bronze wire, Cake tin, Asgarnian ale, Cat, Overgrown cat, Stew, Raw chompy, Raw chicken, Raw cod, Iron spit, Logs, Tinderbox, Ball of wool, Pot of cream, Machete, Knife, Gorilla greegree, Rope, Icefiend, Mudskipper, Crab, Evil Chicken, Black dragon, Big Snake, Monkey Guard, Agrith-Na-Na, Flambeed, Karamel, Dessourt, Gelatinnoth Mother and Culinaromancer. They are the quest's items and the monsters you fight that exist as cards in the Old School RuneScape TCG.
- Is Recipe for Disaster members only?
- Yes, Recipe for Disaster is a members quest. It is rated Master.
- What is the rarest card from Recipe for Disaster?
- Evil Chicken at Epic, which packs in the TCG plugin land on about 8% of the time. Rarity comes from the card's score, not from the quest.
- How do I get the Recipe for Disaster cards?
- Pull them from packs in the OSRS TCG RuneLite plugin, or trade for them. Open exchanges for this quest's cards are listed further down this page, and the trade itself happens in the plugin's own Trade window in game.
- Does this page tell me how to complete Recipe for Disaster?
- No. This is a card mapping, not a walkthrough — it shows which OSRS TCG cards relate to the quest and who is trading them. For requirements, steps and rewards, follow the OSRS Wiki link on this page.